Get Stuffed Entertainment

Now my niece is getting married, so a hen’s night was planned,
For a bit of entertainment the girls booked a giant bucking gland.
A huge pink male member that worked like a mechanical cow,
To see it towed down the street would raise many an eyebrow.

The girls just wanted to have some fun so two hours was set aside,
More than enough time, for them all to mount and have a ride.
But the booking time came and went no sign of the giant cock,
The girls were getting frustrated as the hands moved round the clock.

An hour and a half late it finally arrived at their door,
So the giant bucking penis the girls began to explore.
I believe the operator was rude; he then began to smoke and drink,
Your insurance company doesn’t cover that, I shouldn’t think.

Promised feedback on social media caused a real war of words,
One article in the print media got some of the facts a little blurred.
Radio stations latched onto the story as word spread around the city,
Word of mouth recommendations are not so good mores the pity.

You called a pregnant girl fat and ugly, your FB response a disgrace,
The language you used in social media was most certainly out of place.
I wouldn’t think this hoo-ha is good advertising for your operation,
I’d say your giant bucking penis got a real hen’s night castration.

                                                      © Corin Linch 26/2/15
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